The Goth Girl is Josh's love interest. She is a young, slightly ugly, stereotypically gothic female.
Goth Girl has stringy black hair, chalky white skin, blue eyelashes, and black lipstick along with wearing a ring on her nose, a black hat, dress, and high heel shoes (she is usually seen wearing a red long-sleeved T-shirt with a black short-sleeved T-shirt with a skeleton on the front).
Goth Girl made her debut in the episode, "Hamish," in which she asked Josh if he would like to go and see Star Raiders with her, and Josh said yes. However, Parker got jealous and told Josh that he isn't going with Goth Girl, because he's going with him, because he's his best friend, and he forbids him to have any other friends. So, while searching for a new and better friend, Parker came across some ham and made it look like a person, and named him "Hamish." Then, he and his new best friend went to the movie theatre to harass Josh and Goth Girl. Then, Goth Girl ditched Josh when Josh was attacking Hamish. In the same episode, it was also revealed that Goth Girl can't stand violence (as she hoped that the movie wasn't violent, because if there was one thing, that she doesn't like... "it's violence").
Goth Girl still shows some interest in Josh.
She is voiced by Ali Eisner.
- Goth Girl has given up mainstream society and spends her time waiting around for the end of the world. In the meantime, she works at the Sparkle City Movie Theater as a candy girl and hates every single mass media minute of it.
- In a "Nick Extra!" skit, Goth Girl longs to be bitten by a sensitive vampire.
- Goth Girl's skin calls out to Josh like a nose-ringed marshmallow, inviting him to hang out in her graveyard.